boy go get me my pringle

incredibly horribly ill and im so fucking thankful for my family i cant imagine being this sick and living alone lol theyre taking such good care of me i'll cry

my mom made me soup

sometimes when im scrolling on tumblr app i skip through all the posts and just go look at the ads

im kind of obsessed with the one game where you have to protrct the doge from the bees because i swear to god once i saw pin-up silhouettes in that ad and its like. a slightly different one every time and ijust want to see naked woman silhouette again dude

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207