can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from

Damn. I want to have a sex🧍‍♀️

This is what some of the “hard kink” posts that cross my dash look like though and it’s sad

nah its more like Damn. I want to have a sex🧍‍♀️

When he fucks me 🥵🥵🥵

Lol okay and my car stopped working again

Please help I need to pay rent tomorrow

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

i will never experience this beuty

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

like at this point im not even upset my cat hasnt caught the mouse its the fact that the mouse is so clearly out witting him at every turn. to make things even worse the mouse now has a mouse nephew thats also eating my cheeses and what not

i really cant stand the term fomo because it sounds like something lin manuel miranda would say. i dont have any other way to explain it

domestic sweetness!!!! getting groceries together, buying home decor together??? making traditions??? cooking dinner while badly singing along to the radio??? making each other breakfast in bed??? leaving notes around the house for each other??? i’m so soft,,,,

eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in