Muva Heaux

1. Glory box - PortisHead

2. If You Love Me - Brownstone

3. Me and your mama - Childish Gambino

4. Richman- 3OH!3

5. All this love- DeBarge

Uhhhh tagging moots because idk

2. Man I Need by Olivia Dean

3. Principal by Cardi B

4. I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston

5. House Tour by Sabrina Carpenter

She is proving why Spanish people feel so fucking entitled to saying nigga and why they need and they should’ve ALWAYS been checked. They’re the number one mfs saying it alongside white people. But they get less flame bc they’re our “brown brothers and sisters”. They’re not. Look who switched up and voted that stupid mf into office, I believe the highest percentage was Mexican and Latino people alongside white people if not more. But oh no call them any of the names they’ve reclaimed for themselves or shit like that and it’s an issue. Why? Because it isn’t our thing to say because it is WRONG. So why can’t “nigga” be held to that standard? Explain to me right fucking now why you think you’re allowed to say it and make it better than ‘well my great grand uncle on so and so’s side married a black person’ or ‘my friend said’. Yall have so many other words, why use the one you know doesn’t belong to you. It doesn’t help the bitch is in Cali too so the culture there allows it (as someone from the Inglewood and Ladera Heights area). It’s time to start popping mfs in the mouth for saying it again. Pull a Delroy, “So say it.” And just start checking mfs because yall are too comfortable being racist and open about it especially in this economy under Trump.

Like how are you going to sit here and not listen to the multiple BLACK people telling you that you’re wrong? The fucking entitlement, egotism, and pride is fucking insane bc why do YOU feel entitled to say it if you don’t have more than 50% of black in your blood rn and I do mean BLACK and we can clearly see it.

I remember her doing the same shit before and she made it a pity party on how Latina/latinos are treated. “Real humanitarian issues” as if black people aren’t being slaughtered in Africa especially Ghana and the DRC rn or the fact about the atrocities black people here in the US went through with being called nigger for centuries and still do to this fucking day. What about black people in the islands?? Oh that’s right she doesn’t view us as human that’s why. You wanna talk about “humanitarian” bitch let’s get real. Holding mf apples to oranges. All she gotta do is say “yall right” and just shut the fuck up. Both of them.

It’s always a racist mf to throw boulders and then to be like “but what about these equally bad atrocities” as if both can’t be wrong. But what would I as a black woman know about that?

Stop interacting with either because the racist one got the attention she wanted and the other one just as much.

Especially sunshine hair beefy OSU Joe??? Yeah that man can get his workout in with me on my back and knees by my ears

I have multiple holes sir. Use them as you please 😭

Me running to his dorm after class

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All things freaky, nasty, and unfiltered.

Joe is the main topic, but submissions about others are welcome too. If it’s dirty and delicious, I want it.

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Drop it in my ask box (anon or not), DM me, or use [If you want to be known by something so we know it’s you overtime, sign your ask].

Label it “Sexcapade Saturdays” or just start off with something like,

“I can’t stop thinking about Joe—”

“Unpopular opinion: Joe’s hands were made for choking…”

“Imagine getting ruined in Joe’s jersey right after he wins…”

“Not me thinking about being bent over the kitchen island…”

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I’ll post the best, wildest, and funniest ones every Saturday night. Commentary included, of course. If you want my thoughts, say so—I’m happy to add color. (THESE ARE NOT FICS OR STORIES! Just us being freak nasty as we should be)

Keep up with the local thirst here

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Let’s make Saturdays the horniest day of the week.

Stay nasty. Stay unhinged.

xoxo,

Cici aka Honeydippedfiction

(Queen of Thirst, CEO of “How is this man even real?”)

A Weekly Filth Fest Hosted by The Sweet and Nasty Queen herself

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

Got a nasty thought about someone that’s living rent free in your head?

Have a scenario that’s too filthy for the groupchat?

Do you get random flashes of filth about your favorite baddie, athlete, or artist at the most unholy hours?

This is your confessional. Every Saturday, the floor is yours.

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

SEND IN:

• Your wildest Joe Burrow, WNBA, F1, NFL, WWE, AEW, etc fantasies (no shame—go nuts)

• Any “I need this man biblical” filth that hits you at 3AM

• Headcanons, scenarios, dreams, horny drabbles, or even one-liner thirsts

• The stuff you only admit on anonymous mode or behind a burner account

• Visuals, audio clips, memes, whatever gets your point across (we do not judge, we enable)

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

THEME:

All things freaky, nasty, and unfiltered.

Joe is the main topic, but submissions about others are welcome too. If it’s dirty and delicious, I want it.

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

How to Submit:

Drop it in my ask box (anon or not), DM me, or use [If you want to be known by something so we know it’s you overtime, sign your ask].

Label it “Sexcapade Saturdays” or just start off with something like,

“I can’t stop thinking about Joe—”

“Unpopular opinion: Joe’s hands were made for choking…”

“Imagine getting ruined in Joe’s jersey right after he wins…”

“Not me thinking about being bent over the kitchen island…”

NO FILTERS. NO JUDGMENT. ALL FILTH.

I’ll post the best, wildest, and funniest ones every Saturday night. Commentary included, of course. If you want my thoughts, say so—I’m happy to add color. (THESE ARE NOT FICS OR STORIES! Just us being freak nasty as we should be)

Keep up with the local thirst here

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

Warning:

This is an 18+ space. You will see filth. You may become unwell. Your ovaries, loins, or inner demon will not be refunded. Ageless blogs and minors will be blocked and reported immediately.

⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅ ⋅───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰───⋅

Let’s make Saturdays the horniest day of the week.

Stay nasty. Stay unhinged.

xoxo,

Cici aka Honeydippedfiction

(Queen of Thirst, CEO of “How is this man even real?”)

We can hold you accountable while also discussing the issues of those white nationalist marching today. The fact that you and your anons are bringing up other things to negate from the situation at hand is insane.

pairings: joe burrow x reader 🌙 wc: 339 an: this is what i was thinking about at 3 this morning 🌙✨ and some other stuff 🤭🩷 catch up on everything here 💋

Joe in the middle of the night...

— "Did you know a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance." No context. Face still buried in your neck.

Meanwhile this is him 🤣🤣