im a goblin dipthotocus

He got jealous of everyone calling Mbappe the dictator

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

that's 3/4 of a million dead to date. projections over the next decade are in the multiple millions

Also Elon and his groyper bros have everyone’s ssn.

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

I have decided to assume that the image is accurate and representative and this ASMR goes off the rails at some point

Yes but why is he packing heat and tied to a chair

Boys will be boys.