why would you say that

i be profen you be profen we all be profen for ibuprofen

stove top role playing game

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

My mom made pot pie for dinner and as she sat down at the table she said “Oh no! I forgot the peas!” and I said “then I guess it’s just an ‘ot ie” and now I have to eat alone in the living room. 

gotta keep a stiff ogre clit or whatever they say

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

None rice with left wok

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

weed before boner epic stoner

🦠 #my crobe

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

ratatat, blow him back, psychic pussy beam attack