Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.
Just found a new princess! I sure hope her elegant demeanor, gentle smile, and soft hands that wipe the blood of our enemies from my armour and skin after I’ve committed atrocities in her name doesn’t awaken anything in me.
















