ok hear me out. Alien Stage au of solarballs. Jupiter as Sua, Saturn as Mizi, Uranus as Till, and X as Ivan
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ok hear me out. Alien Stage au of solarballs. Jupiter as Sua, Saturn as Mizi, Uranus as Till, and X as Ivan
remembered this au today and had to hunt it down

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βI want to write a fic about this but I donβt think anybody will be interested in itβ ummm hello excuse me maβam what do you mean you donβt think anybody will be interested in it??? YOU. YOU ARE INTERESTED IN IT???? write it because YOU are interested in it and YOU want to write about it. fanfic writing should always be first and foremost about YOUR enjoyment, not other peopleβs.
The Planets' Love Languages! Inspo: question from @dreamie-artsss (go check out her blog, she's awesome!!!)
Mercury: acts of service + physical touch
Acts of service: this is mostly based on the god he's named after, though I also headcanon him to be one of the system's "doctors", and he's also good at helping others.
Physical touch: he loves snuggling and will snuggle the others whenever he gets the chance. Having a hard time? Tell him all your problems meanwhile he's essentially loafing on top of you /silly. He's tiny, meaning he can lay on top of others pretty easily (don't let his size fool you, he can, will, and has manhandled Jupiter before)
Venus: words of affirmation + physical affection
Words of Affirmation: words of affirmation, but disguised as bullying /j. Stuff like "C'mon. You really gonna let that ugly fuck bully you like that? That's kinda pathetic, and you aren't. So get your ass up before I beat it π" and so on π
Physical Affection: again, in the form of (affectionate) bullying. He'll headbutt others, start play fighting (way different from his usual fighting that scares the Geneva Conventions), and occasionally... he'll HUG π±
Earth: Words of affirmation + gift giving
Words of affirmation: this man has some of the best words of affirmation to ever exist. With so many languages and cultures, it's no shock that he's able to word things in ways that feel specifically beautiful and unique to whoever he is speaking to. It makes them feel loved and heard, and will probably make them cry.
Gift giving: gift giving, but ESPECIALLY things like rocks, geodes, crystals, shells, and flowers if he can. He loves the things on his surface, they make him happy (usually)! So if he has the opportunity to gift someone something that will make them as happy as it does him? Sign him up!
Mars: Physical touch + quality time
Physical touch: surprisingly touchy and cuddly person (planet). Loves giving "big brother" hugs, the type where he just slings his arm around someone's shoulder and squeezes the crap out of them. Picking others up and hugging them from behind, head pats, hair ruffles, hand holding, locking arms with others like a gentleman, etc...
Quality time: Mars is very chill, no pun intended. He's the type of friend/partner where you would be content to just sit in a room with him, each doing your own thing in the comfort of each other's presence. Or as comfortable as it can be with Phobos and Deimos...
Jupiter: quality time + gift giving + physical touch
Quality time: VERY similar to Mars, he's very laid back (...kinda...?) and calm, and has an air of comfort around him. He's content to just sit with someone, listening to every word they say without interruption, and is genuinely interested in the conversation.
Gift giving: Y'know how in the movie Hercules, Zeus gave Hercules (HERACLES) a gift made of clouds (which he used to make Pegasus)? Yeah Jupiter LOVES doing that. He can make shapes of pretty much anything, and loves gifting it to others.
Physical touch: might be the cuddliest planet in the entire Solar System, to no one's surprise. Loves hugs, forehead kisses, cuddles, holding others, carrying others, etc...Obviously there's physical affection that he saves for Saturn and Saturn alone lol. (Another reminder to go visit Dreamie's blog, she has an amazing fic about Jupiter being physically affectionate!)
Saturn: acts of service + words of affirmation
Acts of service: Cooking, sewing, etc...he loves doing that for others!! Even more so if he's able to help the more stubborn ones (*cough cough* VENUS *cough cough* JUPITER YOU STUBBORN LITTLE- *cough cough*).
Words of affirmation: like Earth, he really knows how to make whoever he's speaking to feel loved, heard, and (positively) targeted. Will give encouragement if you're struggling, will tell you "good job!" when you finally do that one thing you were procrastinating on (*stares at my art WIPs...*), the works!
Uranus: quality time + gift giving
Quality time: idk this just...fits. If he thinks someone is having a hard time, he'll bring them to his orbit and sit with them, letting them talk about what's going on, and even bust out the art supplies as a way of helping others convey how they're feeling (or as a distraction).
Gift giving: I love how it's unofficially canon in the fandom that Uranus loves art, I think that he would love gifting art to others. A painting of pictures taken by Juno for Jupiter? Hell yeah! Paintings of Earthlings for well...Earth? Absolutely! Making sketches of potential life that Mars or Venus might have had at some point to help them cope with the fact that both are hellscapes? For sure!
Neptune: gift giving + physical affection
Gift giving: he's a very random gift giver, but his gift is always specific to whoever it's for. It could be anything from a cool asteroid to a random mystery object from the kuiper belt that reminded him of someone
Physical touch: 3rd Most Cuddly Planet reward goes to him! He would probably be fighting Mercury for 2nd place if he wasn't so far away from the others. Whenever he can, he scoops up all of his moons (even Triton!) in the biggest hug and kisses all over their tiny (in comparison to him) foreheads! Uranus is often on the receiving end of jetpack!Neptune, aka: Neptune seeing him sad and going "NUH UH" and latching on like a jet pack until the sad goes away.
Different hair, different angle :)
The one on the left isnt new but wtv. Jupiter has officially become my new practice dummy, both for drawing practice and to get me drawing more in general :3
Coatlicue again because I love her and I made her really fun to draw

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Jupiter and His Minor Moons
Jupiter realizes he hasn't been spending much time with his non-spherical moons, so he tries to remedy that in a very Jupiter way: by doing some science with them!
I had a more serious comic in mind for this week, but it seems like everyone's been feeling rather down lately, so I decided to do a more lighthearted one instead.
nap time with the pebbles :)
Europa art!!!! (I love this smmm) π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
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Important question for the Solarballs fans!
What do you headcanon the planetsβ love languages are?
Iβll go first:
Mercury: Words of affirmation and physical touch
Venus: Quality time and a little physical touch
Earth: All of them, but mostly quality time and physical touch
Mars: Quality time
Jupiter: Acts of service and physical touch
Saturn: Physical touch and quality time
Uranus: Words of affirmation
Neptune: Gift giving and physical touch
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok i got this (im totally gonna rethink these later)
Mercury: quality time and acts of service
Venus: words of affirmation and quality time
Earth: physical touch and words of affirmation, but i do like the idea that he dabbles in all of them thatβs cute <3
Mars: quality time fs
Jupiter: physical touch and acts of service (but i think he doesnβt know how to react when acts of service are done for him so he prefers when itβs him doing acts of service for others)
Saturn: physical touch, words of affirmation, and quality time (he loves all his moons but splitting his time between all of them is difficult :( )
Uranus: gift giving and words of affirmation
Neptune: physical touch and gift giving

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Grace, your friend is an apex predator.
i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head
"Grace doesnt have enough food on the jorney to Erid" yeah but Rocky does. Rocky has plenty, in fact, Rocky had enough food for 23 eridians for a bit over 30 years (because they were also expected to make the jorney back) Rocky has so much food, and he cant give any to grace because it will kill him. Every meal he makes he can hear Grace's body slowly collapsing in on itself from hunger. Rocky has to sit there, with way more than enough food for 2 and still watch his best friend starve to death.
Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.
in an eridian mood β¦ give them some paws

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Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming
THEY MAKE ME SICK !!