im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

im literaly begging lol

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

how is there work tomorrow i mean how is that possible

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

how to keep going for beginners