in my machine era

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

ohhh... its called a pickles because you "pick" or choosles if you want them on your burger or not

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

I love using the phrase “died badly”. Paints such a succinct picture of the situation. He did not die goodly. This was not a peaceful or sacrificial death for the good of others. The opposite of peacefully dying in your sleep in your own bed at 95. He ate shit and suffered and died. Badly.

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