Nomi's Corner of the Universe

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional Tags: Judaism, Religious Humor, purim torah Summary:

You go to the grocery store. You are surrounded by food but there is nothing to eat.

It is mealtime. You want to eat. Everything in your refrigerator is made of potatoes.

You search your house with a candle and a feather. In the morning, you throw a paper bag into the fire. Suddenly everything you ate last week belongs to no one.

Elijah the Prophet is invited to your dinner party. You never see him show up, but people swear he drank from his wine cup.

The holidays will never end. In fact, you’ve already started counting toward the next one.

You used to eat green beans. But now someone thinks you may make bread out of green beans, so now you can’t eat green beans.

Day five. You believe you will never again eat anything that doesn’t incorporate potatoes in some way. Rice eaters seem like the luckiest people in the world.

You’re a man and you’re young

I say

Young man!

Young man young man so young

Help me

Young man!

Don’t know how the song goes

But this

SPELL OUT A WORD

it’s fun to stay at the

UPS drivers have the most interesting photos to share. 

before getting into making huge fucking films, george miller spent his time getting a medical doctorate to become an emergency room physician, only to make a one off experimental film in his final year of med school that won a student competition and apparently got him to go “oh i can have TWO careers!”

while working as a doctor full time, he would crew on whatever experimental short films were happening in the area, until he got enough money to found the kennedy miller productions company with his friend and frequent film partner byron kennedy. they stuck to short films for several years, before miller decided eh fuck it and did Mad Max.

he remained a working physician all the way through mad max 2, both for covering filming costs, and because you’re required to have a doctor on set for films, so he was like oh hey ill handle that then.

after that he was on a rollercoaster of bigger films, mostly action, horror, or black comedy.

Does INTERPOL just have such a huge pretzel cart disguise budget that they get the highest quality of pretzels available? Did they specifically select the agent with the greatest proficiency for making pretzels?