I got a blood panel done on pangur because I’m paranoid and want to see if everything’s a-okay before the puppy get here, and yup! healthy old cat. all values within a normal range. the only change I need to make is to stop giving her Belphie’s dry food as treats, because she needs a lower protein diet.

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

My fav thing about The Damned is how they look like members of 4 completely unrelated bands who accidentally walked in on the same photoshoot

our glorious magitek vs their soy and reddit steampunk

fuuuuck i didn’t mean it Sir i swear

Did you buy the rights to the second one

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

Upon hearing this, the student became enlightened.

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

all women's clothes are designed to fit exactly one (1) woman - although not, crucially, the same woman each time - and then the sizing is just determined by scaling her up or down like a photo in MS paint, regardless of how implausible this makes the resulting proportions. these two facts together are why the same person can wear size 8 pants in one brand but size 18 in another and still not get an accurate fit in either.

huge myth that complaining a lot means youre not resilient. every time i bitch and moan my will gets stronger