poor flopsy's dead, and never called me mother

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Monty Python RPF Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Cleese/Terry Jones, John Cleese & Graham Chapman Characters: John Cleese, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle Additional Tags: Kinky, Spanking, Discipline, Power Dynamics, Manhandling, Light Bondage, Humiliation, Dom/sub, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Somehow, also graham knows whats up, this one is kinky i’m so sorry, like kinkyyyyyy Series: Part 2 of Exhilirating Summary:

John hadn’t really had time to look very in-depth at the script- he knew his bits, obviously, but he wasn’t about to sit down and reread everything.

It was only when he saw the Spam sketch play out- he stood by in costume, waiting for his cue- that he realized that the versions had been switched.

John was so furious that he didn’t even know what to do about it, so he just paced around angrily for a while, imagining getting his hands around Terry’s neck and choking that little Welsh bastard until he felt like apologizing.

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John, whispering: Do you feel safe, Terry?

Jonesy: Oh fuck off, you condescending twat.

Because Captain Michael in love is cute. 

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