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don’t know why terror seems like the correct emotional reaction to this but it is

From someone who sails and reads a lot of books about the history of sailing? Terror is entirely the correct emotional reaction.

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

quality religious jokes, people

See also: Jesus cursing the fig tree for not having fruit when He was hungry.

See also: Jesus making a whip And going to town on people who were using the temple for money exchange and physically throwing people out.

A woman traveling into the dark woods to an evil witch’s house to trade her firstborn child for selfish desires sounds a lot like a demonized version of a woman traveling to see a cunning woman to aid her with an unwanted pregnancy js

Holy shit….. this post is life changing

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

and what they call “objectivity” is really just subjectivity lacking in self awareness

And what they call “common sense” is usually just a series of social biases that they’ve never bothered to analyze or question.

Honestly during the battle of Hogwarts I feel immensely cheated at not having more Peeves v. Voldemort time because Peeves can’t die and is a complete asshole and I just really want that interaction in my soul of how furious Voldemort would be with Peeves for just existing. Voldemort can’t banish or kill Peeves so he would be trying to direct his Death Eater troops with Peeves floating three feet to the left repeating everything Voldemort says in a mocking high-pitched voice.

IF IT ISN’T LITTLE TOM-TOM! Psycho Tommy! Conquered the world yet? I guess NOT

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

Honestly I’m not even sure if the official Neil Gaiman tumblr is real or if it’s just a really good fake account

Me neither.

Did we ever find out?

It’s fake

Isildur, yeet it into the fire!

No. *dabs*

ISILDUR!!!!!

what was remarkable about matilda was that it was her actual family that treated her like shit, not an orphanage or a step-parent or that she was adopted or anything like that.  there was no reveal like miss honey is like “im your real mother” it was all about found family because her family was bullshit and that was just the way it was.  it is so rare to see a biological family portrayed as people who don’t get their kids and don’t treat them right in kids media

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…