⋆𖦹°✩𓆏 kisses you ^3^ ⋆𖦹°✩𓆏

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

^^^^^^ read it. say it out loud. keep repeating it until you understand.

My prediction for the next Benoit Blanc film is that after Marta (accused of a murder, works with Blanc to clear her name), Helen (pretends to be a murdered person to work with Blanc to avenge her sister), and Jud (accused of a murder, keeps trying to confess to it even though he didn't do it and has to be stopped by Blanc), the next in line is going to be someone who is not accused of a murder, but really wants to commit one and Blanc has to continuously talk them out of it while also trying to find a different murderer.

i know we all love that post about “world famous detective” not being a real type of celebrity but lets be real if benoit blanc was real and sluttily fagging it up everywhere constantly in the news n making fools out of the cops n shit we’d all eat that up crazy style. it’d be like the chocolate guy but for exposing rich people for being assholes