nicole barney

tom wambsgans line deliveries that are always rotating in my head

the best in the galaxy

Displays of physical affection in The Lord of the Rings (2001—2003)

Pls I need an episode of The Office ft Covid after seeing these tweets 😭💀

Yeah. Yeah, she’s really old. Are you okay? Yeah. Um… Nancy was my mom’s, and so she’s just kind of like the last real thing I have left of her, so… Oh, I’m sorry.

He DID THAT

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

no more bare tits

oh shit a bow

having a moment

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

good morning sluts, back to work

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

we’re gonna be so pretty

wig snatched

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

if I play dead it might goes away

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry