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a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

Swing state gothic

okay I still have to lock in and write 2k today. no problem

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

Also cock and balls

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

*knocks a bunch of shit off my desk in a blind panic* oh fuck i forgot to celebrate cockwaffles birthday

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i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared