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Xander and Harry: The Xarry timeline
Hello, I made this timeline on twitter (link) and some people asked me to made in english so here we go. English isn’t my first language, be kind. And please, if you know something I don’t, tell me! Honestly, I knew they were “back” in 2016.. But I tried to give space to them for a while… When he decided to public support Harry, I decide to made this.
Okay, so first of all: Who is Xander? Xander is from the US and lives in NY (as far as we know). He was born in 1983 (11 older than Harry). He used to play lacrosse but now he is a businessman. He does not have professional relanshionship with Jeff or Harry.
No one knows for sure how Xander and Harry met. We think they met in late 2014, when they were tagged in the same pic after the One Direction sing at The X Factor UK.
Nadine was the winter gf of that year and Xander is (or was?) her friend. Xander was at the SNL’s after party with Nadine and Harry in 2014. Harry and Xander stared to followed each other in december in 2014 and Harry liked a pic that he posted.
>> 2015
Xander was at Harry’s 21 birthday party. He posted this pic that time (“zero direction from protographer”, really??). And we have this pic of both of them at the photo booth.
JUNE
In June 11th Harry flew to NY to spent one night only in the city (The Europe leg of OTRA would start in june 13th). He hang out with Xander and friends there.
And in June 12th Harry and Jeff were photographed hunting houses in NY. We don’t know who moved, but was probably Xander.
JULY
When the European Leg was over, Harry flew to LA to spend the 4th of July with Xander. First, he was seen having a brunch with him.
In the afternoon they went to a party in Malibu. People who was there said that many people tried to talk with Harry but his attention was in his group.
In July 5th they were seen having breakfast together.
In July 6th they were seen together during all day (eating Chipotle and having dinner with Jeff)
In July 7th they went to eat at Harry’s friends restaurant in Malibu and later went shopping in LA.
In July 8th Xander was seen with Harry leaving a studio in LA.
In the July 9th was the first show of OTRA’s american Leg, in San Diego. Xander was there with Jeff.
Xander was seen at the OTRA Minnesota in July 26.
AUGUST
Harry took Xander to Lottie’s birthday in August 4th.
August 5th: Xander and his brother at the OTRA’s show in NY
Here Harry is ‘’playing’’ lacrosse while looking at Xander (in NY)
Xander’s birthday is August 27. Instead of being with his family. He decided to go to Chicago (where 1D was) and spent his birthday with Harry, who had a show in Cleveland that day.
Harry posted a cake’s pic on Ig.
They went together to Cleveland
And back to Chicago after the show.
People who were there told it that they stayed at the hotel all night. :)
August 28, they went to the Art Institute of Chicago with Cal. (both pics were taken there and Xander liked).
August 29, fans saw Harry and Xander at the Chicago’s airport, they were going to Detroit, where 1D had a show. And Harry posted this pic (Hi Xander!)
At the same day (08/29) they were seen flirting at backstage during the opening act Augustana.
August 30 and 31, Xander took Harry to his hometown, in the state of Pennsylvania. They went out with Xander’s friends and family.
Harry stayed in the Xander’s parents house while he was there.
SEPTEMBER
September 1st was the OTRA’s Philly show. Xander was there with his brother and friends.
They went back to NY driving
And in NY went out with friends.
People said Harry had a room at the 1D’s hotel in NY, but he stayed at some private house. Probably in Xander’s house. Xander and Harry were seen walking in NY in September 4th and September 12.
September 17 they were seen having dinner with Jeff in LA.
September 24 until september 30, Xander and Harry have a interactions on twitter and Instagram. Xander followed Harry’s friends and family.
Harry followed Max, Xander’s brother on Instagram in September 25
OCTOBER
OTRA UK leg. 10th October, Harry read a sign saying “I’m here for Xander Ritz” and answered “Me too”.
OTRA’s last show in October 31, Xander was there.
NOVEMBER
In November 2th, Xander was Harry’s date when One Direction gave a award to Simon Cowell at the MITS Award. He was there with Glenne and Jeff. He stayed at Harry’s house while he was there.
And finally, he posted this pic of London in november 5th :)
IN THE END OF 2015…. I know some of you know Xander as “that one who used Harry to-have-sex-with-fans”, and that’s a lie. He was catfished. Xander NEVER USED HARRY FOR SEX!! AND HE NEVER TALKED WITH US (fans)! He used to block us lol. Anyway some fans wanted to know more about Xander and pretend to be someone who Xander actually knows in real life. ALL THE TRUE STORY READ HERE (LINK!!).
Anyway after he figure out that he was catfished he deleted his Instagram and locked his twitter.
>> 2016
In march of 2016, Xander (finally?) deleted his twitter. And at some point in 2016, some photos were leaked, where we can see Xander with Harry’s friend and family. (THIS PIC WITH BEN+HIS WIFE/ ANNE+ROBIN / HARRY+XANDER PLEASE)
NOVEMBER 16
Xander was with Harry at Kanye West’s show in November 3th. (Fans that were there said, we don’t have photos)
>> 2017
APRIL
Xander was seen leaving the SNL’s after party with Harry (again, fan talking… no photos). April 17.
MAY
In May 9th, Xander was with his brother at the Today Show in NY.
In May 20, Xander was at Harry’s show at The Troubadour. Here photos of him with Glenne.
JULY
Xander was with his brother at Dunkirk premier in NY, July 19.
Harry and Xander together at a bar in a hotel in NY, July 19.
About the Tour, Xander’s sister went to Harry’s show in San Francisco. Xander was at the show in NY, Chicago, Austin and LA. And Xander went with his parents at Harry’s show in Philadelphia.
Here a GIF of Xander and his parents at Harry’s show in Philly (Oct 6th)
UPDATE: Harry, again, stayed at Xander’s parents house while he was in Philadelphia in 2017.
Xander was with Harry at The Fleetwood Mac show in NY in July 30. They spent the day together and then were to the show at night.
SEPTEMBER
September 15 Xander was with Harry at Grammy Museum event in NY.
In September 28, Xander with Harry at the backstage Radio City Music Hall in NY. (link of the video)
>> 2018
In January 26, Xander was with Harry at the Fleetwood Mac’s event in NY. (his head there in front of the pic). (link of the video)
APRIL
Xander was seen by fans at Harry’s show in London/UK in April 11 and 12.
In April 26, Xander’s sister posted this pic using Harry’s merchandising on Instagram.
JUNE
June 15th. Xander was seen at Harry’s show in Philadelphia/PA with his parents and his brother Max. He stayed next to Anne.
June 21, Xander was at Harry’s show at the Madison Square Garden (show 1) in NY. He was with his brother, Jeff, Glenne and Tommy. (He’s in pink)
June 22, Xander was at Harry’s show at the Madison Square Garden (show 2) in NY. He was with his brother Max. (The way he’s looking at Harry.. so cute!)
June 22, Harry went to a bar with Xander, Max and friends after the MSG show in NY.
June 23, Harry and Xander went to a bar with Max in NY.
Harry, Xander and his brother Max have a plaque at some restaurant in NY. (Don’t know why)
JULY
In July 13th Xander attends Harry’s show (show ½) at The Forum in LA.
July 13th Xander with Harry in the backstage at The Forum
Xander was in Harry’s last concert, in LA. Some fans saw him, they said he stayed backstage (almost) all time. July 14
OCTOBER
Harry with Xander at some restaurant in LA. Oct 1
>> 2019
MARCH
03/05, Harry followed kathmaloney on Ig. She’s Max’s girlfriend.
March 29 Xander and Harry leaving a restaurant in NY.
MAY
May 6/May 7 Xander was at Harry’s After-After Met Gala Party with Harry and friends.
May 12 Harry followed Mike, Xander’s brother-in-law (Georgia’s husband). Max followed Anne.
Between the days May 10 and May 14, Harry went to Philly/PA and spent some time with Xander’s family.
May 21 Harry liked Kath and Max’s pic on Ig.
May 30, Harry started to follow Xander’s sister Georgia on Instagram. (She followed him in 2015).
JUNE
Between the days June 15 and June 17, harry went to philly/pa and spent some time with xander’s family.
AUGUST
August 06, Harry spent the day with Xander and his family in Philly/PA (that’s Xander’s dad behind Harry). Harry left Philly the same day, he clearly stopped in Philly just to meet them.
Hello. I didn’t say it here, but for personal reasons I stopped updating about about Xarry and the xarry timeline. I hope you all understand! A friend of mine will continue the thread on twitter, here: LINK
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Trinity printing out a photo of emo Dennis and walking up to him on shift asking for him to sign it. When he opens up the photo he sees it and seriously starts to cry out of embarrassment
pls imagine a fanfic where she does this and everyone sees and its like a big deal for no reason
vampire au but its vlad dracula becoming a doctor and using the alias dennis whitaker
Teeth
Pairing: Hucklerobby (Whitaker x Robby)
Song: Teeth - 5sos
Summary: Vlad takes on the identity of a doctor to get access to blood and everyone buys it but a specific senior attending.
WC: 3k
Contains: 18+, MDNI, blood, descriptions of medical procedures, vampires, erections, identity fraud, cross over, biting, making out.
A/N: Yes I did watch the entirety of Young Dracula before writing this, yes I did not like the ending. Vlad is obviously aged up so he's Whitaker's canon age, don't ask me how vampire anatomy works, I've been debating that with my friends for a day about it. Might write a part two.
Vlad had made a mistake, a huge one. Choosing to remain a vampire on his 18th birthday went against al his wishes and dreams, he had a chance at a family, a real one with his biological mom and half sister, one far away from anything vampire. He couldn’t remember exactly what drove him not to step into the sunlight, but he spent the following years regretting it.
The vampire high council stopped caring, stopped keeping tabs on him, they assumed their chosen one was eventually going to take them to glory like the prophecy stated, so whatever Vlad decided to do in the meantime wasn’t really of their concern.
Vlad took in several names, identities since explaining that his actual name was Vladimir Dracula and he wasn’t a vampire wasn’t believable for breathers. He could always wipe their minds, but he cherished humans, he truly did want them to live in peace and harmony but it was starting to get harder and harder to uphold the ceasefire between them. Which is how Vlad found himself leaving England in search of a way for coexistence, he needed up in the USA, he roamed for years taking up several hobbies, he was a barista, a singer, a college student, all until he got close to getting found out and he skipped town and did it all over again.
Eventually he got interested in medicine, if he could understand human anatomy in a deeper level maybe he could fins what it was that made them so different from vampires. He found a new name, Dennis Whitaker.
He played the part well, farm boy from middle of nowhere Nebraska, somewhere they couldn’t trace him back to, lost his British accent, he got good at pretending. He blinked on time, forced his dead heart to move on beat when needed.
He got through med school, through residency until he ended up at PTMC, he learned another benefit of playing doctor, access to refrigerated blood instead of having to drink the soy blood he was growing tired of and avoiding the indignity offing just like his father and tormenting innocent humans just for a meal. He’s not proud of it, he’s just practical.
He controls his reactions around open wounds and blood, he can hold in the fight or flight reflex that cafeteria garlic bread gives him, until he starts getting closer to Robby.
Robby is the exact kind of man vampires should avoid, observant, controlling, infuriatingly competent, the kind of attending that can clock an intern’s caffeine crash from across the er and still remember exactly who mischarted a patient three days ago.
The kind of man who can look at “Dennis Whitaker” with furrowed eyebrows like can’t choose between taking care of him and pushing him away. Robby starts noticing things, like how Dennis never eats lunch, always a single bite and never the whole sandwich or meal, just enough to give the appereance of eating and not taking in any sustenance. He notices Dennis runs cold yet is never seen wearing a jacket, he notices he’s too pale but disregards it as just a stressed and anxious med student, he remembers his own days of surviving on cup noodles and coffee trough med school.
But Robby notices the blood bank discrepancy before anyone else does.
It starts with missing units, small amounts. One O negative, two AB positive, always logged weirdly, always under doctors and nurses that had no business being in the er, Mark from neurosurgery, Amanda from ortho, Jane from dermatology.
That lasts a couple weeks, he started consciously hovering near the fridges, someone must’ve gotten nervous because soon after every missing bag a random person walks in coincidentally to donate blood. Like. Making up for the missing liters, a woman who was on her way to work gets the urge to donate, a lady from the cafeteria, a janitor, a nurse. All donating after a unit gets logged off.
Robby remains observant and he starts noticing Dennis more near these incidents, he stays late even after finishing his charts, starts taking up double shifts so he stays in the night shift, Dennis who shows up after a missing unit of blood looking less hollow, less brittle, less wincing at the sight of blood, except he doesn’t wince backwards, but forwards.
Robby doesn’t say anything at first, he watches. And then he catches him slip.
It’s eleven am, not even halfway through the shift and Dennis cuts into an arterial pumper under a blood blister, making it spray blood up and into his mouth. He twitches, panics, yells for help as he closes his mouth shut and tries not to let his fans be as visible near the patient, much less to Mel who walks in after he asks for help.
Mel helps him deal with the patient, stopping the blood with a blood pressure cuff, he was grateful for Mel and her inability hold eye contact or otherwise she would’ve caught how Dennis’ canines were longer than normal as he briefed her on the patient. He goes on to administer 10 ccs of 1 percent lidocaine with epinephrine swallowing back as much blood as possible out of Mel and the patient’s sight, his hands were trembling, not from having made a mistake but from how bad he was fighting himself from sinking his teeth into the patient’s neck and getting a taste of fresh, warm blood.
Robby walks in as he’s learning to tie a figure of eight suture, Dennis is calmer now, biting down on the inside of his cheek to control himself, repeating his mantra internally not to lash out, but he wants this whole interaction to end as fast as possible, he wants to bold out of there and run to the blood fridge for something bigger to eat.
Robby’s eyes zero in on the blood splashes on the wall and later to the blood on Dennis’ chest and neck, he notices the lack of blood near his mouth, although stains on his cheeks prove some did lands there … did he lick it off?
“I’m so sorry … I-“ Dennis’ voice trembles, mouth still held shut to hide his fangs.
After Robby dismisses him to change scrubs Dennis takes his chance, he walks out of there like a man on a mission and heads straight to the blood fridge, he takes one of the doctor IDs he had stolen before and unlocks the door, he lets his fangs sink into the bag, feeling the red liquid fill his mouth, he lets out a soft moan in relief.
Robby finishes up with the patient, leaving the rest to Mohan before walking out to look for Dennis, before he even makes it out the door Collins talks to him, he doesn’t want to be rude but he can’t forget his earlier interaction with Dennis, he needs to find him, so he dismisses Collins after their chat and rushes into the blood room. There’s nothing there, no sight of Dennis, just a missing liter of o-neg and a blood stain on the floor.
Robby decides to set a little trap, the next day he crowds Dennis, never letting him out of eye sight, calls him for every incoming trauma, the bloodier the better, he’s poking the bear, just to see what happens. Once their shift ends Robby turns the lights off on the blood bank and sits in the darkness, he knows Dennis works the night shift too so he waits.
At 2:47 the door opens, without even turning on the light he hears the fridge open, Robby stands in the dark, arms crosses, waiting with the kind of patience that feels like violence, he reaches for the light switch, flipping it up to turn the lights on.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Robby says flatly.
Dennis spins around so fast the bad nearly slips, blood smears red across his lips and chin, his eyes are blown wide and bright in the dar, tinted subtly red and his fangs are out fully. He expected Robby to be scared, terrified even, to run out screaming and call the police.
Instead, he mostly looks annoyed.
“This isn’t what it looks like” Dennis gulps, swallowing the blood he had in his mouth.
“You are drinking hospital blood in my supply room like a juice box”
Dennis lifts his chin “That’s circumstantial”
“You have fangs” Robby takes a step forward, making Dennis hiss, he stops and looks at him, then at the blood bag, and then up again.
“You’re a vampire”
“Yes, well now that you’ve said it out loud it does sound incriminating”
The confession is worse than Robby expected, because it wasn’t some cute little “oops, I got turned into a vampire in the parking lot and am now learning to live with it”. No, it’s layered, it’s messy, it’s well thought out.
Vladimir Dracula, heir to an actual vampire line ran away from home, forged an entirely human identity and build “Dennis Whitaker” from the ground up because it was easier than being what he was born into, and what he chose to remain. He didn’t want the castle, didn’t want the title, didn’t want the expectations of being the chosen one. So he became a doctor, or close enough, he tells Robby this while leaning into the supply shelves, sipping casually on the bag in his hands.
“I needed access” Vlad says
Robby folds his arms, “To a hospital?”
“To blood”
“To my blood bank” Robby says more annoyed than anything.
“Technically it’s not yours, it belongs to the hospital.” That makes Robby give him a look.
Vlad has the decency to look mildly embarrassed “In my defense I only take very old blood and mind control people to replenish the supply every once in a while”.
Robby should report him, he absolutely should. Identity theft, fraud, probably a dozen crimes he doesn’t know about but here’s the problem: Vlad’s a liar, a thief, objectively a nightmare. But he’s not killing anyone, he’s not attacking patients, he’s taking bags because it’s the least violent way he knows how to survive. And Robby, damn him, He understands survival when he sees it.
So instead of calling security or grabbing a garlic bulb he does the worst possible thing.
“You’re done stealing from the hospital” Vlad goes still, not dramatically, silently, like a predator, the kind of still that makes the room feel smaller.
“I don’t have another source” Vlad whispers, almost too quietly for Robby to hear.
“You do now” Robby rolls up his sleeve and for the first time since this whole conversation started Vlad looks genuinely shaken.
“What?”
“You need blood. You’re not taking it from supply anymore.” Vlad stares at the exposed wrist like it’s a trap.
“That is,” he says carefully, “a horribly bad idea”.
“Probably” Robby answers.
“I could hurt you” Vlad is trying to make sense of the situation, was his human boss really offering himself as a blood supply?
Robby shrugs, that makes Vlad laugh. “You’re insane”
“I’m solving a problem” Robby takes a step forward.
“This is not ideal solving”
“It is at 3 am” Robby grins.
And that’s what makes the situation impossible, because Robby is not afraid, he should be, he knows as much, he should be backing away, calling anyone, the police, security, Jack, a priest, instead he takes another step closer, offers his wrist up to Vlad like it’s a challenge. Like he’s not standing inches away from a vampire who can listen to his heartbeat, which is steady and strong, completely unafraid.
Vlad steps close too, because his need for blood is momentarily overridden by his need to be seen, not as Dennis the endearing doctor, but as Vlad, as what he tries so hard to hide each day. He presses his nose to Robby’s wrist, taking in the scent of the moment, the dangerous edge in which both of them are standing.
“I can’t, I don’t feed from breathers” Vlad murmurs, lips almost pressed close to the pulse point that beats close to him.
“Vlad” Robby says his real name for the first time, not Dennis, not Whitaker, Vlad. And fuck that does something to him.
He lets his fangs sink into Robby’s wrist, not desperate, but strategical, he pierces the skin just enough to get into a small vein, not big enough to make the blood gush out but to let a slow and steady trickle of blood wet his lips. He looks up at Robby and the sight shocks him, Robby’s face is red, his breath quickens and he can hear his heartbeat pound wildly. He’s … aroused. A quick glance down confirms it, he can see a very distinguishable tent forming into his jeans. Vlad grins as he wraps his lips around the small punctures in the wrist and sucks harder on the wound, demanding the blood to come out for him, he holds eye contact with Robby the whole time.
Robby looks down at this beautiful man, “no”, he thinks to himself, vampire, to this beautiful vampire sucking on his wrist like he’s having a feast, like nectar from the gods flows out of him, he can feel Vlad’s wet, cold tongue lap at the blood, urging the blood out and the sight makes Robby groan.
Vlad chuckles in an almost audible laugh and he lets his mouth away from the wrist to speak “You’re enjoying this”, he teases.
“Can’t say I’m not …” Robby avoids the shorter man’s gaze and takes a deep breath to try to collect himself. He dresses the wound with a bandage and adjusts the bulge in his pants.
Vlad licks the remaining drops of blood from the corner of his mouth, he was starting to notice how his actions were affecting the older man and he wanted to push, wanted to see the outcome of Robby getting cornered.
It was cruel, unwise but Vlad had spent years starving himself to become something manageable, something small, something safe enough for humans to be around. He had spent years sanding down every sharp edge until “Dennis Whitaker” was all soft smiles and awards apologies and polite little nods.
And now Robby had just offered him his wrist like a sacrifice and stood there panting through it. Vlad was only so strong. He stepped forward.
“What are you doing?” Robby asks, gulping at the great difference he could know see between “Dennis” and “Vlad”, he realized just how much of an act the other was putting on, Robby didn’t know what would happen once his real personality came through but he was starting to see the lines that blurred the two personas.
“Observing” Vlad says, voice low and almost feigning innocence as he tilts his head to look down the line of Robby’s throat, to the half open collar of his scrub top, then lower to the obvious strain in his pants.
“Don’t” Robby gives him a warning look, one that does nothing but excite Vlad.
“Don’t what?” Vlad hums.
“I could fire you for this” Robby pinches his nose bridge, trying to soothe the headache that was minutes away from forming.
“Fire me? What for? Unauthorized hematological intimacy?” Vlad chuckles, he was getting wittier and faster with his comebacks, like years of a dormant personality finally feeling safe enough to come up the surface.
“You’re being a brat” Robby answers.
“I’m a vampire”, Vlad corrects. “It’s cultural”.
That gets an unwilling snort out of Robby, and files the sound away somewhere in his heart, or chest cavity after a lack of heart, because it shouldn’t make him feel this warm, this hungry in a way that has very little to do with his bloodlust.
Vlad takes a step in closer until there’s barely an inch between them, he can feel the heat, the warmth coming off of Robby’s body, he can smell the antiseptic, coffee, skin, the sharp scent of adrenaline and the richer copper beneath the bandage on his wrist.
Robby’s hands land on Vlad’s waist, not pushing, not pulling, just there, present, fingers curling into the fabric of his scrubs like he needs to anchor himself. Vlad stills, and Robby notices immediately.
“What?” Robby’s hands hover now, afraid he crossed a boundary, pushed the vampire too far.
“You touched me” Vlad whispers, “No one…” he stops, because he refuses to say something pitiful and pathetic in the middle of being pinned between shelves and a man with a hard-on. So he clears his throat instead. “You’re making this very difficult”
Robby’s expression shifts into something softer, the same way he caught himself looking at Whitaker before uncovering his secret.
“For someone who insists this was a practical decision you’re acting ver non practically” Vlad murmurs.
“Shut up” Robby’s grip on his hip tightens.
“Make me” Those words spit out of Vlad’s mouth like venom were all Robby needed before grabbing him by the front of the other’s scrub top and yank him closer.
The kiss is not romantic, it is not careful, it’s not the kiss two rational adults should be having in the middle of a dimly lit blood bank in the middle of the night shift.
It’s sharp and messy and hungry in a way that makes Vlad whimper involuntarily into Robby’s mouth, a startled little noise that gets swallowed whole.
Robby kisses like he does everything else, with focus and intensity and the terrifying confidence of a man who’s already decided something and now the rest of the world has to catch up.
Vlad kisses like he’s starving, which to be fair, he has been. His hands come up so fast, one bracing against the shelf behind Robby’s head, the other sliding to Robby’s thigh, to wrap around his waist to pull him closer, close enough that Robby’s arousal presses directly against him, making Robby break the kiss with a rough exhale.
The sight of Vlad, once Whitaker the puppy intern being all dominating and demanding sparks something in Robby that he hadn’t felt in a long time.
So Robby kisses him again, slower at first, deeper, more deliberate, he can taste his own blood in the other’s mouth, one of his hands fists in Vlad’s shirt, the other slides to cup the back of his neck, finger bunching up in the base of his mullet.
Vlad whines audibly at the action, he can feel his knees about to give.
“Easy” Robby mutters against the other’s mouth, the same tone he uses with frightened patients, stubborn residents and now apparently vampires who might collapse if handled too well. “I’ve got you” He adds
It’s unfair the way that Robby is affecting him, the mere sight of him in this moment, lips swollen pink, eyes dark, throat exposed, veins pulsing. Vlad’s gaze lingers there, Robby notices.
Robby slides his hand down from Vlad’s neck to his jaw, thumb brushing over the corner of his mouth where a last trace of blood had dried there, the thumb comes away red. He presses it to Vlad’s mouth making him take the hint and part his lips to then take Robby’s thumb in, slowly, wrapping his lips around the digit and swirling his tongue around it to catch every last bit of the red liquid while keeping eye contact, his fangs drop grazing Robby’s thumb slightly.
Robby gasps "You're gonna kill me" He whispers
"That's exactly what I've been trying not to do, but something is starting to make me think you'd let me" Vlad answers softly while nuzzling into Robby's neck, he lets his nose graze up his neck to rest just below his ear.
The sudden feeling makes Robby gasp, the closeness is starting to make him feel light headed so he relieves the ache and kisses him again, delving his mouth deep into the vampire's to taste greedily, he pokes his tongue on the other's fangs on purpose and Vlad makes the kiss grow more heated the second he tastes the coppery iron taste in the kiss, he presses Robby further against the shelves.
Vlad's supernatural hearing alerts him of steps getting closer, reluctantly and with a great amount of power he breaks the kiss and nudges at Robby for him to listen to. They both fix their clothes and Robby takes a chart to cover his crotch.
Princess walks in to grab some blood bags.
Robby clears his throat and pretends to be giving Whitaker a lecture. "As I was telling you, we have to keep a tight control on blood withdrawals, so be careful next time you input the correct codes."
Vlad's back is turned to the nurse and he looks up to Robby like he's a five star meal laid out for him to feast on.
Princess walks out and nudges Perlah "The sexual tension between those two is getting harder to ignore"
Perlah laughs "It's like they're about to eat the other whole".
Vlad chuckles as he listens in on their conversation. "If only they knew..."
Just two Howell guys born in 1991 who went thru emo phases in 2009 only to get the modern mullet in 2025 who have been shipped with dudes older than them in the workplace environment
vampire au but its vlad dracula becoming a doctor and using the alias dennis whitaker

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warnings: depression
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Phil focuses back on the game and on the chatter of the crew, and when he looks back Dan’s eyes are falling slowly shut, his face as open as if he were on the sofa at home. Some days are good. Today is good. Some days are bad. It’s just like at home, only now the therapist is on FaceTime in the back lounge with the door shut and Phil has to keep his mouth shut too if Dan comes out with shivery hands and red-rimmed eyes. It’s just like at home, except for the constant grueling schedule, except for the constant scrutiny they’re under. There’s no room for anything here.
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Every now and again, Tim breaks things.
Not as in he accidentally snaps a pencil or messes up when fixing a grapple, though that does happen, when Tim breaks things on purpose it’s… a lot.
It started when he was a kid the first time his parents canceled his birthday after an opportunity came up in Dubai and they wanted to stay longer. Tim was seven and at that point his birthday was the only day in the whole year that he could be sure they would be home.
At first he stood in his room two days before his birthday with silent tears as he processed what he had just heard told via a short phone call.
Then he just… lashed out.
Tim banged on his door and screamed like a banshee before ripping hooks of his shelf and throwing them at the walls and leaving dents. He yanked on his closet door till it creaked and broke one hinge and then took a pencil and stabbed it into his pillow.
He cried himself to sleep and upon waking up to his nanny arriving in the afternoon he panicked and quickly cleaned up the mess he had made.
Tim was ahed of himself for getting so emotional and making a mess, feeling like the child he was but more importantly he felt so very out of control.
He ignored the part of him that felt better after causing a little chaos and putting his anger outwards. A relief and high of a sort when he gave into an anger he hadn’t really felt before.
So, after that he decided that if he was really, really, really upset and he couldn’t get his blood to stop pumping so quickly, couldn’t get rid of that overpowering urge to hit and thrash and throw, he could do so as long as no one saw.
It happens again when Jason dies and Thai tiem he throws his camera out the window, which then makes him sob as he still had photos of his beloved Robin inside and also panic because how the hell was he supposed to fix a window without his parents noticing?
He does it a few times when he’s training to be Robin, to the point he tries to use a punching bag but when he found that the lack of damage being done left him feeling worse, he may or may not have grabbed a Batternag and stabbed instead.
Tim did not do it when his mum died, nor when his father was almost taken off life support, because they wouldn’t like it and it was about them.
The bats don’t k ow about it, but his team does.
Greta had heard him have a rather rough conversation with Batman and when she went to check on him after he hung up, she saw as he opened his Bo staff and started whacking against the Titan Tower console, hitting over and over in dead quiet before activating the blade on the end and slicing through the biggest scream, causing half of it to fall off the wall.
She had gone to the others and Tim had been given no choice but to open up to his team.
It took him a while to admit that it helped a hell of a lot more to talk to them than to smash up multi-million dollar equipment.
Jason and Damian are the first of the bats to see it, though by then Cass was well aware of his habit as Tim could never lie to his sister.
He hadn’t had a moment like that for months, nearly a whole year, but then one night when Jason and Damian had needed to come by his Nest to get some backup toxin cure when Ivy was announced as escaped: he got a call that pissed him off.
One of the board members he had very clearly told Bruce he wasn’t willing to work with as the prudish man annoyed him, had been transferred to DI from WE because for some reason Bruce seemed to think Tim needed to work less and needed more help. Why that was in the form of a useless former CFO was beyond Tim, but it wasn’t abnormal for Bruce to make company decisions like he was operating with the Justice League and everyone had basic respect for each other-
During the call, Jason and Damian had been watching and observed as Tim grew more and more tensed as he spoke with Lucious, who was doing his best to calm the situation as he had witnessed the aftermath of one of Tim’s outburst within a week of knowing the young man.
Damian watched as Tim tells Lucious to call him back in a few hours so he can be more rational before handing up and very slowly placed his phone down on the desk.
Being an assassin, Damian is an expert of body language and had been working with Cass to become a master, but to see such anger on Tim was odd. Tim was a snappy and shouting kind of angry, but this quiet and shaking rage was something different.
“Drake-“
Tim holds a hand up and when Damian actually goes quiet, Jason knows something is up and moves to stand beside the youngest of them just one case.
“If you would please give me a moment.”
The two watch as Tim moves into another room, one that they knew to be a work room that Tim used when he built or repaired things.
He shuts the door and for a moment there’s nothing before the sounds of clanging, bashing and thudding starts to rattle the walls. They hear it all but see nothing, only having the sounds of Tim shouting out obscenities and metal hitting metal to go off.
Though it’s muffled they can hear some of what he’s saying like, ‘stupid fucking Bruce with his stupid fucking meddling’ and in a mocking voice: ‘“I act dumb so people don’t know I’m Batman”- ARE YOU SURE ITS AN ACT?!’.
Glass shattered as Tim said something about buying Bruce’s company just to fire him.
By the time it settles down they can hear his breathing through the walls.
A deep inhale sounds before something, maybe a desk, is righted upwards and Tim walks back out looking only mildly disheveled. “Sorry, needed a moment. What was it you needed?”
Damian, who was caught between defending his father and trying to get a peak into the thrashed room, wanted to insult Tim for his poor emotional regulation but got the feeling it wasn’t the time.
Jason seemed to agree and answered for them both, saying, “Just some toxin cures… Ivy for out.”
Tim inhaled deeply again, looking behind him and giving a blank look, “You’ll have to ask someone else.”
Damian raised an eyebrow, “why?”
Tim gestured to the room he had just exited, “I was reorganising.” A pause. “They were in there.”
Jason gave him a teasing smirk, “you broke them didn’t you?”
With a shrug, Tim adjusted his gloves and walked over to his desk, “It was that of Bruce’s face.”

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