frog with a blog

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

I like to have fun

DEEPLY poisoned individual.

They had Darude Sandstorm in the Neolithic era

hunter gatherers could fashion rudimentary synthesizers out of twigs and pebbles but the government covers this up

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

Uhhhh let me be queer