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goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water