carlos

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

it goes without saying:

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idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

me when my partner tries to explain what suskikusen (I don’t know the spelling that’s the phonetics of it) is in Finnish and why the blazing heck they names our cat it.

That is such a Finnish way to say fuck off and a hilarious name for a cat. Paints a vivid picture of the cat’s personality.

reminded of the family I met who had a dog named Get Off The Couch

Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

We been knew. But I wanna read that article though

it is not available yet as of 18/07/2026 1:06 WEST :(

We been knew. But I wanna read that article though

despite all of the horrors, we NUT.

The comparisons to Israel are not superficial. All the evidence and reputable sources I've just reposted demonstrate how the Ukranian Nationalist Movement penetrates deep into Ukrainian society and identity building as Zionism does in Isreal. To speak of Ukrainian victims of Western Interventionism without differentiating Ukrainians whose daily lives are intrinsically composed of this nationalist element from Russian and other marginalized ethnic populations living in terror in Ukraine, without differentiating Western Ukraine from liberated Donbass, Western Ukraine from the currently struggling Eastern Resistance, and using those muddled waters to peddle for sympathy for Western Ukrainian elements is something anyone with a capable head on their shoulders should be able to see for the folly that it is and I am so deeply remorseful to the remaining Donchhane who have not been terminated and are still posting here, who I no longer need all or even half fingers in a hand to count, that this needs to still be said out loud.