As the story goes, a woman was distraught that she didn't get into the college of her dreams. In a fit of sorrow and adhd, she spent 3 sleepless days crocheting this.
But lo! A twist! The woman's fears were misplaced, for she did get into her dream college. Her dream college in Ireland. For obvious reasons, she could not bring her hulking creation with her across the pond, so she gifted it to her local game store, Nowhere's Store of Forgotten Lore, in Springfield Missouri. Legend says it can still be found there to this day, available for sale, waiting for his trainer to arrive.
