my evil plan is to look so fuckable and then never have sex
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my evil plan is to look so fuckable and then never have sex

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the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈
7 am: I hope i get in a car accident
How it feels when someone prevs you
people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

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it is genuinely infuriating how many people grasp the concept of "there are several different sects of christianity, some of which are conservative and controlling, but others which are more progressive, and you can't treat the whole religion as a monolith", but absolutely cannot wrap their minds around the idea that islam, the second-biggest religion in the world, is also not a monolith.
Like. Portal 1 is about being someone's object of obsession and doing whatever it takes to escape that abusive relationship where that ends up being killing her. Portal 2 is about accidentally helping another abuser take away the power of your former abuser and connecting with her over THAT mutual abuse, at the end of which she's like "I dont want you to ever be in that position again and that means I cant have you. You bitch."
discord, an application with no regard for your storage with a cache size that regularly balloons into many gigabytes, still has not figured out how to store thumbnails for your saved gifs, forcing you to sit there and wait for each one to slowly load over the network like it's 1990. bravissimo. no other app like it.
what’s the rush?
The time will pass anyway
When lining up to board a bus, always allow anyone who's elderly, disabled, pregnant, or has young children with them to line up to board first. You should also show patience when allowing them to find a seat before you.
First and foremost, these are passengers who should always have priority with being given seating, so it's a matter of efficiency that they should be allowed to line up to board the bus first in order to get seating first.
Second of all, bus drivers will often take off and leave before everyone has sat down, especially if they're behind schedule. These are passengers who may be more prone to losing their balance if the bus takes off before they've had a chance to sit down, or who a fall from losing their balance when the bus starts moving could be more detrimental for, so it's a matter of safety that these passengers should have higher priority in being able to sit down before the bus starts moving.
Also, if you're behind these passengers while they're finding their seating, be patient instead of shoving past them in a way that could jostle them or knock them off balance. If an old lady with a cane scans her card and boards the bus before you, and due to moving at a slower pace than you hasn't gotten to a seat yet when you've finished scanning your card and want to get to a seat, just shoving past her in a way that could jostle her or knock her off balance could seriously injure her since she's already someone more prone to losing balance and/or being seriously hurt from a fall if she does lose balance.
Other passengers can also have invisible disabilities, no matter how young or healthy they look, so this is why you shouldn't shove past anyone in a way that could jostle them or knock them off balance, no matter how slowly they're moving towards their seat, and no matter how impatient you're feeling.
Always remember, everyone else on public transportation is a human being, and you are not the main character of the bus. Show other passengers basic courtesy and consideration.

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we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.
to those of you who need to hear this: there are absolutely surgeries that give you both a penis and vagina at the same time, they're called salmacian surgeries! look them up!
I told someone these existed and they told me that was exactly what they wanted, but they'd been afraid to look it up for fear of how devastating it would be to find out there's no such thing. well there is! which means we need to start handing out flyers and running ads
there's also nullification surgery if you want Nothing
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the thing about supernatural is that youll only Get It if it comes into your life at a horrifically vulnerable and influential time in your life. if youre normal and watching it itll do nothing but if youre like 13 and unstable those fags will become tyler durden to you
*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT'S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS

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free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence
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