Just a Yeehaw kid

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else

why does every vulture look lesbian as hell

therapy can be expensive. archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi are forever free

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch