The Peace Treaty of Demolitionists

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

Did you know trans girls are a lot like boats?

Boyn't

I've never regretted making a post more than this one because you have no idea how many people reblog only the first half and then put a punchline that either doesnt make much sense, is a huge stretch, or a joke about she/her pronouns. Im dying over here please stop i know boats are called she and her! I know it!!! Everyone knows it!!! Please someone save me!!!!!

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days