Malatrix LeStrange's blog of nonsense

Hello new followers 💚 reburbing to show how I control the character

My Beautiful Daughter Whos only known Bees for dinner

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

'Many such cases' has done devastating damage to my lexicon. I say it about half a dozen times a day and think it triple that amount

I’m like if an instant loss protagonist wasn’t bratting in panel one but simply told a really annoying joke while beaming at you