It sure do do that.

Let chaos reign.

Few people in human history have made such a profound and positive impact on our planet as Sir David Attenborough. Through decades of inspiring storytelling, education, and unwavering dedication to conservation, he has opened the world’s eyes to the beauty and fragility of Earth. His work has shaped how generations understand science, nature, and environmental responsibility, inspiring millions to protect our planet and all living beings for generations to come. I don’t think we’ll ever be able to thank him enough. Happy 100th Birthday Sir David Attenborough!

Soy sauce fish bottle, my beloved.

How I want to look and how I actually look.

Blobfish get their adorable looks from extreme decompression. How kawaii!

Birbs.

Birbs!

Are you more Pokemon Wet or Pokemon Wimdy? (Sorry Aldi Sobble for not including you.)

In the Year of the Horse, let us all truly appreciate what this mythical creature has done for surrealist memes. I don’t think there is another animal that has inspired such unhinged internet images. We should all be both eternally grateful and forever afraid.

Celebrating the new year in the most traditional way possible, by eating as much food as possible. 

Horses are a fictional creature invented to promote the 1999 adventure role playing video game Barbie Race 'n Ride, released on Sony PlayStation by Mattel Media. 

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My New Year’s resolution is to change how I do social media in 2026, the goal boils down to "do less." I'm really looking forward to it.

Even though we've turned into two right old Scrooges who don't really do much of anything this time of year, our boy Barley loved Christmas, mainly because of the increase in meals that included gravy. So while you can, spoil everyone you care about, including yourself! And remember, there's no such thing as too many roast potatoes.