“what does the woman who shaves gain from not shaving” i don’t know, an extra 3+ hours of free time a week? peace of mind and comfort in her femininity? not having nicks and cuts and ingrowns all the time? having a healthier skin barrier? do people think at all whatsoever before saying shit on my posts?

The robins should have themes, the colour scheme is red, green and yellow, why are none of them a strawberry

Berry well. Suit up and let's show criminals that they're berry off, not causing any crime

Few days later the berry is old and soggy and dies, batman holds a stupid funeral for a literal strawberry, and yeah everyone gets more Truma!

Not just a funeral! There's a memorial erected for it, too!

For absolute Donna Troy I’d learn into the “no one can agree on what Donna’s origin is” thing and have her be a legend, a story that everyone who knows it tells it differently because it’s been passed along so much, just like a Greek myth

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies

if you want your female characters to both have agency in the story and be complex human individuals then sometimes bad things have to be their fault

damian wayne: I care deeply for about 6 people in my life… and about 600 cats I’ve never met on the internet.

I love thinking about badass superhuman characters outside of life or death larger than earth situations. like yeah i wanna bruce wayne's subway order and at what age he locked in on it. yes I wanna know the nicknames leon kennedy had as a teenager in school. da fuq