im on 9 wheat thins and im moving different

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

yeah but they hunan make more hunan and hunan do thing with life while elf skips around in field for the always

Not for long :3

wdym not for long the elf wont skip around in the field and explode upon seeing iron or the humans will not create new vessels of their perpetual greed

:3

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Settlers of catan

suddenly the fucking

they must've opened the fridge

yup, grandma tried to 'smoke word games' again

Judo Queen

beautiful women named hazardous air quality are messaging me

Finger your butthole Thursday

And lick it off your fingiers afterwards

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed