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how to tell mutual they intrigue me greatly and i would be honoured to be allowed to grow a friendship where i may study them up close without saying any of that
how to tell mutual i know i havent interacted with them directly in like five months but i still think of them highly and semifrequently and their art is still a source of inspiration for my own
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So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun
The grammar of ornament - Owen Jones - 1856 - via Internet Archive
why is this kink tumblr post the funniest thing I've seen tonight
Heated Rivalry | 1.02
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I hate the push that you can quit addictions by pure willpower because it perpetuates the idea that people who can't have committed a moral failing of some kind. We all may know some people who did quit an addiction cold turkey, and with no aid, you may be one of them. And that's fantastic, but it is not the norm. It is more than okay to need help to quit an addiction. Relapse is also part of the process. Many people relapse several times before they are able to quit for good. Let's have compassion.
not only that but depending on the substance quitting cold turkey can kill you
ALCOHOL. Itâs a very common dependence and cold turkey CAN KILL YOU. A lot of people donât know this. Doctors can literally prescribe beer in the ER to save a life.
Be careful out there.
A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?
DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM
thereâs very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. ITâS OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.
if I have to read âwomen in their 30sâ used as an insult one more time I swear Iâll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because Iâm also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT Iâll be annoyed
Iâve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and Iâll die in this hole too
holy shit my mom and I almost died some lady was speeding the wrong way on the HOV and was coming straight towards us from the off ramp, wouldnât swerve or anything even with honking. if I wasnât in the car or I was reading like I normally do her car wouldâve destroyed my moms. 911 took five minutes to connect and at that point it seems she crashed. I pray to god there were minimal deaths. Jesus fucking Christ
like dude I just saw someoneâs last moments before they tried to kill themselves. thank fucking Christ I have a program tomorrow. what the fuck.
oh thank fucking god the news is on and nobody died. what the fuck dude. Iâm going to bed thank Christ
holy shit my mom and I almost died some lady was speeding the wrong way on the HOV and was coming straight towards us from the off ramp, wouldnât swerve or anything even with honking. if I wasnât in the car or I was reading like I normally do her car wouldâve destroyed my moms. 911 took five minutes to connect and at that point it seems she crashed. I pray to god there were minimal deaths. Jesus fucking Christ
like dude I just saw someoneâs last moments before they tried to kill themselves. thank fucking Christ I have a program tomorrow. what the fuck.
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holy shit my mom and I almost died some lady was speeding the wrong way on the HOV and was coming straight towards us from the off ramp, wouldnât swerve or anything even with honking. if I wasnât in the car or I was reading like I normally do her car wouldâve destroyed my moms. 911 took five minutes to connect and at that point it seems she crashed. I pray to god there were minimal deaths. Jesus fucking Christ
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You
Clotilde Olyff (Belgian, b. 1962, based Brussels, Belgium) - Stone Alphabet, 1994. She collected these over a 14-year period from the banks of rivers and oceans.
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"Egg" and "poor innocent gnc cis man being attacked by the evil trans women" aren't the only options btw. Sometimes people just, get this, choose to have their enormous online presence remain closeted.
It's actually really weird how easily online queer spaces seem to forget that the closet is a thing.
This might come as a surprise for those who use the internet as their primary outlet for queerness but some people are online to do their jobs and don't want to be out at work.
The more of an audience someone has, the more understandable it gets if they share absolutely nothing about their personal life, queer identity included. "You should experiment with new pronouns and see how you like it" is a sensible suggestion to make in a situation where you're surrounded by people who either don't care or can be trusted to be supportive, but if you've got a six-digit number of capricious strangers screenshotting everything you say in public, you quickly learn that vulnerability and openness has a cost to it.
just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private
