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So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

I hate the push that you can quit addictions by pure willpower because it perpetuates the idea that people who can't have committed a moral failing of some kind. We all may know some people who did quit an addiction cold turkey, and with no aid, you may be one of them. And that's fantastic, but it is not the norm. It is more than okay to need help to quit an addiction. Relapse is also part of the process. Many people relapse several times before they are able to quit for good. Let's have compassion.

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

holy shit my mom and I almost died some lady was speeding the wrong way on the HOV and was coming straight towards us from the off ramp, wouldn’t swerve or anything even with honking. if I wasn’t in the car or I was reading like I normally do her car would’ve destroyed my moms. 911 took five minutes to connect and at that point it seems she crashed. I pray to god there were minimal deaths. Jesus fucking Christ

like dude I just saw someone’s last moments before they tried to kill themselves. thank fucking Christ I have a program tomorrow. what the fuck.

oh thank fucking god the news is on and nobody died. what the fuck dude. I’m going to bed thank Christ

holy shit my mom and I almost died some lady was speeding the wrong way on the HOV and was coming straight towards us from the off ramp, wouldn’t swerve or anything even with honking. if I wasn’t in the car or I was reading like I normally do her car would’ve destroyed my moms. 911 took five minutes to connect and at that point it seems she crashed. I pray to god there were minimal deaths. Jesus fucking Christ

like dude I just saw someone’s last moments before they tried to kill themselves. thank fucking Christ I have a program tomorrow. what the fuck.

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

This might come as a surprise for those who use the internet as their primary outlet for queerness but some people are online to do their jobs and don't want to be out at work.

The more of an audience someone has, the more understandable it gets if they share absolutely nothing about their personal life, queer identity included. "You should experiment with new pronouns and see how you like it" is a sensible suggestion to make in a situation where you're surrounded by people who either don't care or can be trusted to be supportive, but if you've got a six-digit number of capricious strangers screenshotting everything you say in public, you quickly learn that vulnerability and openness has a cost to it.

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

is that simple task bothering you queen