Son of a Witch™

me n the boys 

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

why am I not a small, well-loved domestic cat

he is my wife he is my babygirl he is my ideal gender presentation

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

@13flowersandfoxes

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly