My dnd characters die a lot

Leave him? 😆

Get it the shirt HERE

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

i love my scab #myscab . certainly it will stay this way.

#myopenwound #mybleeding

why is it that when you buy a ticket to see a movie, it is promtly destroyed, your precious movie ticket, by the movie guard??

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

There should be the opposite of harassment campaigns where people go "this person seems kind of sad, we should send them a bunch of nice messages and money and fun pictures of animals anonymously until they feel better"

i play a game with my friends called "talk nice behind their back" where if everyone who is present knows a particular person who is not present, i'll say "it's time for talk nice behind their back!" and then make everyone say nice stuff about the absent friend. i think if "talk nice behind their back" became a thing then more people would organize "uplifting campaigns"

WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station