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ok but how have we not recognize the true winner of vine. The Myrrh-der vine. Why? Because it has been placed in pretty much EVERY SINGLE VINE COMPILATION EVER MADE.

does anyone think that worms maybe get ….. a little too much credit on here

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

Incel Ape vs Chad Kong

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

sorry, i missed *aims again*

In the second It movie when they find out Pennywise has layed eggs in the sewer I want grown up Richie to go “holy shit the clown was pregnant? What sicko would fuck the clown?” And then the entire Losers Club just turns and looks at the camera in the most judgmental way possible

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

Fucking nerds ur great