AS SAID BY VAX'ILDAN
* assorted dialogue from the critical role: vox machina campaign as performed by liam o'brien, adjust as necessary
i'm killing someone. hold please.
in the darkness, i say fuck.
i don't want to be alone tonight.
i don't know if it's the food you made, or the fact that we're going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
you're a sight for sore eyes.
it's really good to see you on your feet.
you can make your own assumptions.
come on, i'm tense. let's go.
if you'll have me, i'm yours. if you don't want me, i'll understand. that's all there is to say.
you know i'm in love with you, right?
[name]! i can't get out of this closet!
i was never that far away.
i will be less handsome with one ear. i'm just saying.
make sure you grab your dignity as well.
i want to ransack the joint.
every good story needs a start.
you can't walk off in the middle of a game of hide and seek again. i've been in a barrel for an hour! i fell asleep in there!
i just woke up in a barrel! i don't even know what time it is!
punch me in the face! punch me in the face right now!
hey beautiful. let's get the fuck out of here.
you know the way you turn into animals and stuff is really cool.
your hair looks like shit. sit down.
you've always been stronger than me. i need you to keep doing that.
give me my boots! you give me my damn boots!
what the fuck do we have in this world except for moments with each other?
i wore a mask for a long time where i grew up. and i'm not going to do that anymore.
i don't know how to do anything without you.
get the fuck out of here! get out!
i will gut you like a fish and take your innards out your mouth.
so many things that i reach for in this life, it slipped through my fingers.
i've gone and painted myself into a corner. and i can't anymore.
that's an easy promise to make.
you have such loneliness in your eyes.
everybody back to chicken town.
i'm stabbing! i'm stabbing!
i'm gonna go check out the shiny thing.
we're tired. i was not kidding before. we really are lucky to be alive.
i'm looking to pick up where i left off.
i don't think i'd be standing here without your help.
it's dangerous. you could die at any given day. so could i.
are you really interested in this?
come back when you're ready.
i've changed my outlook on life because of you.
what the fuck are you talking about? of course we love you.
i am so very proud of you and so grateful for everything you gave to me.
you are going to be a strong leader, and a wise leader.
i'll never be that far away.
i'll see all of you again.
i charge you to take good care of my sister.
i know i will see you again.
be there for them. you're the light in all our lives.
i never had a greater friend than you.
i know that it is hard. and i am sorry.
i will never stop loving you.
how lucky i have been to have all of you. how lucky indeed. thank you.
this is all besides the point. we have a god to kill!
putting in on a little thick, don't you think?
there is so much to talk about. when can we be alone?
i'm good on my word. and you are a good friend.
gosh, you guys are good looking.
everybody's very attractive up here.
we have known each other a long time.
i have a lot of love for you.
i just feel i need to be honest with you.
there's no question you and i have danced around a bit for the past few years.
i am in love with someone i don't think loves me.
you are a beautiful arcane bastard.