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whoamthefuckisme

get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

simonalkenmayer

Seems “sus”

fruitpilled

i am going to commit so many atrocities

simonalkenmayer

Are you the imposter?

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raptorific

Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating “Fullmetal Alchemist” like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what we’d created

crossguild

the full saga….

jageunyeoujari

let her speak!!

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beachgothgay

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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im-a-fully-realized-creation

starsiignals

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

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livesonloop

wingbeifong

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

butch-king-frankenstein

interesting how the American critical response to modern King Kong movies is always “such a spectacle! 10/10” and the same critics’ response to modern Godzilla movies is “that was just spectacle. 0/10”

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giuggiulu

I can not express how HYSTERICAL I am over the way my roommates decided to cut my cake

giuggiulu

This is how I found it this morning and I am THIS CLOSE 👌🏻 to murdering someone

giuggiulu

In case anyone wants an update, they left this minuscule square so they wouldn't have to wash the plate. I am, and I can not stress this enough, LOSING MY MIND

giuggiulu

Every morning the people around me wake up and they choose VIOLENCE

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otherwindow

i love u little koala

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sourdoughbf

i made (subtle) pride flag lock screens!!

lesbian // bisexual

trans // gay

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jackthevulture

I heard were appreciating some dragons!

I’m proud of my son and I appreciate him very much.

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glumshoe

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

glumshoe

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about.

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

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