"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

the pure of heart do not require a "car" and "driver's license" to travel

chiropractors get paid to injure people. i'd do it for FREE after a long shift

The beautiful ship coming in to harbor:

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

ENOUGH “submissive and breedable”. what about “bloody, eyes glinting with resentful rage, and breedable” huh. what about that.