don't dead bitch inside

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

shibari ropes squishing into fat stomachs and thighs. you agree.

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

I’ve been thinking a LOT lately about what a weird and stressful experience it is to care a lot about a story when you don’t trust the storyteller.

pro-tip: your blog is about you. be self-indulgent, self-absorbed, and self-possessed. go all in on your obsessions. this is a work of self-expression, a living monument to your heart.

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

Really the only horror part I can think of is the cliff scene…

One of my favorite slow burn romcom! My babies.

ctrl+f is one of the greatest things to happen to academia and indeed this world

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.