welcome, please take off your shoes

I have a blood test this afternoon so I’m fasting and waaaauuggghhhhhhggg. after a week of not skipping breakfast I am upset at not being able to eat breakfast. pls

just kidding they don’t do blood draws at the office (they’ll refer me to some other place, I’m gonna schedule it for another day) so I can eat lunch yay!!!!

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I DO need to see him whimpering whining and writhing unfortunately

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

my chest tape is here :D

after at least 10 inches of wasted tape and an hour of dogged determination, I look like a C-cup 🎉🎉🎉

Reddish orange and blue is such a peak color combo... red rocks over the colorado river... maple leaves over a cool cloudy sky... orange slices at the pool... fireplace on a snowy day... Koi fish pond... B-tier action movie poster... literally what can't she do?

your cat was an honor to see in the window