Gia-sama

i woke up tired like 8 years ago and i haven't recovered since

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it’s divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus.

Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered.

[Image ID: A photo of a chicken with the text, “Pollo 👍” /. End ID.]

Animal owners are the weirdest thing, they'll have a dog the size of a bear with a war scar called Marshmallow and on the other hand they have a 2 weeks old rat called Beelzebub, destroyer of nations.

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Behold: the INFINITY GAUNTLET!…. Inator. With one snap of my fingers as I collect the sixth stone, I will have infinite power, enough to…. create more resources for the entire planet! They will WORSHIP me as a hero, and I will take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!” “What? Kill half of all people? What kind of crazy person would do that?”

“You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was growing up, my parents only let me eat half of all my meals.”

You know what’s a great genderneutral word, “fucker”.

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