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âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest
"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess
âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
whenever someoneâs too enthusiastically hating on female characters I become a beacon of feminism, I put her on that pedestal and worship her because sheâs divine (I also hate her but I donât like the way youâre hating her so now sheâs my favorite character)
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The Japanese really do see the best in everyone
My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous
itâs crazy how much diversity there can be in one speciesâŠthese are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)
what they all have in common:
Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies
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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?
I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot
this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike?Â
bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they wonât hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes donât need gas, meaning you wonât be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- thereâs no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeksâ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, itâd be much safer to do.Â
what iâm saying is
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is âi fill my ass with orange juiceâ
that way we know weâre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iâm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is:Â â17 cocksâ
always reblog tumblr identification
this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out
im laughins so hard who changed it
WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST
No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this
The Diaries of Franz Kafka, 1914-1923
Obsessed with this energy tbh
@randomitemdrop
Item: Armor of the Traffic Cone; negates bludgeoning damage and causes charging enemies to reroute to one side to avoid you
this is a power rangers villain
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they shoiuld make old posts get yellow like paper
#They should make old posts disintegrate and employ people to carefully copy them out to preserve them#And then the new posts would have interesting scribal errors to study
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He's genderfluid, he's a transman, he's transfem, he's actually cis and gnc, he's a transwoman but look the exact same as in canon, he's transmasc and wears feminine clothes, he's nonbinary
