alive in theory

it's really hard to be into more than one thing while stupid, i now know of two fictional duos where one of them is named sam and the other's name starts with a d and it's been causing me some problems.

please stop showing me posts about pandora's vault, it's stressing me out.

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

why aren't more blue lock fans into los campesinos! . it's free real estate

i need to quit my job i suck at planet zoo i have a wolfcut. everything is wrong.