alive in theory

Momijikawa really got to see Sakura in his house, wearing his clothes, beat everyone else to first name privileges, and now he won't rest until he makes Sakura's favorite meal better than anyone else. This man's greed really knows no bounds, huh

just once I want one of those street interview manosphere guys to approach me so I can give an insane response, go viral, start selling merch, start a crypto rugpull,

the lack of ethnics cancel out like PEMDAS and it's a valid career path

Your high school chemistry teacher is on Instagram. Join Pee Dog and 18 others in following them

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now