alive in theory

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

why is it that whenever i kick my feet for fun theres always dogs in the way

REBLOGS > LIKES

the comedy potential of red chanpuru being like hey, we just saw 30+ teenage boys in uniform entering the place, call our executives to check on this right now. and then suo is called over and he looks at the screen and sees his fuckass class strolling in and his eye genuinely starts twitching

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

you can always give that character psychosis and a personality disorder

wow eva how did you even find jun? it been four years since ive seen him and i havent been able to get a hold of him since Oh well so i found him walking around nagoya Yes? And so i walked up to him And then? Well i knocked him out cold and shoved him in the trunk of our car ^_^ and now hes here And now hes here

does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

peg legs?

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

…eyepatches?

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid