Life ? I Dont Know Her

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

That’s the hope that was left at the bottom

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.

This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

did you know if you do a few simple stretches every day for a few days running your body might feel less stiff and achey? new discovery i made

did you know that doing about 10 minutes of stretching in the morning might make you feel stronger and more flexible? it might even reduce pain in your regular everyday movement. just made this brand new discovery

learning today about how just 10 minutes of light stretching every day can reduce pain in your regular movements. anybody heard about this?

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

I think a fun way to have he/she pronouns would be by helping other avoid the ambiguous antecedent problem and taking on the pronouns that are less represented in the current group.

official linguistics post