BLUH BLUH BLUH

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

shout out to that monotone “hey” you use when you’re about to link something absolutely grotesque to the group chat during a call

social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u

This has been a PSA

whenever i tell ppl i am v awkward they’re all “no you’re not!!” but little do they know i’m fucking screaming on the inside at the top of my lungs while i tell u a story that i’ve realized halfway through isn’t as funny as i wanted it to be

Kids these days wont have the experience of going on mspaint and seeing John Egbert’s dumbass face and going ‘is *this* homestuck’