damn, this website is still up?

Doors might have frequently thwarted Vox Machina but in our campaign the Revengers (Morons) have had many problems with climbing.

Made a giant beanstalk and climbed up. The Bard with a tiny strength modifier got up no problem, the NPC Fighter took twice as long. The Cleric then failed the check to get down and fell along with the Fighter who crit failed and got impaled on rubble.

The group needed to go into an underground cavern but the entrance was covered in rubble, they tried to climb over and the Bard and Druid were fine. The Fighter and Cleric once again fell and both took damage.

The Cleric went down into a pit of dire wolves to try and get some pieces to complete a puzzle. Took 4 tries and the party distracting the wolves from above to get out of the hole. Fell 4 times but not from high enough to take damage.

And the Cleric who was snatched up and fell a good long ways before our lovely Druid dived in to save her

Brooklyn Nine-Nine / Raymond Holt and Kevin

We toss out over 80 pounds of textiles each year. These textiles are often made of plastic materials (polyester, nylon), made in unethical conditions, dyed with harsh dyes that often get put into the rivers, etc. Even a single cotton shirt releases carbon emissions and uses tons of water. 

So the best thing to prevent the unsustainable growth of the fashion industry is to make sure that your clothing lasts as long as possible. To do so, mending clothing is a must. So here are some resources to help you learn how to do various things, such as sewing a button, to tailoring clothes, or even upcycling old clothing into new styles. 

* How to sew on three different types of button

* How to hand sew on a patch on a torn pair of jeans

* How to sew up a hole in an old shirt

* How to sew a simple T-shirt

* How to upcycle old clothing into new clothing

* More upcycle and sewing techniques

* How to repair a damaged sock

* How to do an invisible stitch

* 3 different stitches to work with for different results

* How to make a T-shirt smaller so it fits you better

* How to make repairs to your shoes

These are just a few of the things that you can do in order to make sure that your clothing lasts for a long time. Nobody wants to keep buying new clothing, as it is expensive and wasteful. 

bob from bob’s burgers

whatever the fuck is going on in it’s always sunny in philidelphia

those characters in classic lit that are gay but they aren’t but they are gay no they aren’t yes🙈

my lesbian OCs from when i was 12

Picture, if you will, the humble redneck. They await the approach of big, fast domestic mowers. John Deeres, Cub Cadets, even weird modified Chinese stuff they looted from Aliexpress. There is jubilance, but that soon comes to an awkward hush. An unfamiliar engine note approaches.

My International 1480 combine harvester, all ten tons of it, is barrelling down the highway at a clip somewhere between “tepid” and “jaunty.” Even though I have shown up for a race, I am sandbagging a little bit, making sure that the bets get settled against my vehicle before I show them the might of a fully operational monster such as mine.

Technically, there is no violation. I had looked at the rulebook from every angle in the previous year: it has the correct number of wheels, the proper agricultural intent, and with precise work on the tiller, it can even (poorly) mow a suburban lawn. Is it modified? Oh yes, yes indeed, but I see the nitrous bottles poking out from the rows of Kubotas at the starting line.

And when I leave the starting line, it is a thing of beauty. At least for a few milliseconds. It seems that the wizards at International Harvester simply did not comprehend of a situation in which the frame of their combine would be launched into the air by means of one thousand eight hundred foot-pounds of supercharger-bolstered torque. I had erroneously believed that the loose soil of the rural community would let the wheels dip in, but now I am facing directly into the sky, having twelve o’ clocked hard on my wheelie, shooting flames from my exhaust and whirling vertical blades of death towards the grandstand.

I like this a lot n kinda like that it opens up a sort of last ditch effort mechanic? If you’re out of spell slots but desperate then you can have one more go, except whatever your spellcasting roll is becomes the amount of damage you take as a consequence of overreaching yourself

YEAH nd like. From a narrative and aesthetic standpoint, I'm really interested in what that damage looks like? a cleric of a sun god pushes themself too far trying to heal a companion, and as they force the power through their body, wounds open that seep light instead of blood...