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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

letd go eat parts of that guys car

who else wide awake thinking about fran drescher mao skirt

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

orson welles was 25 when he directed citizen kane. steve jobs didn't start apple until he was 21. bobby fischer didn't become grandmaster until 15. mozart didn't even compose his first symphony until he was 8. you have time.

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping