I'm getting ready for when everything is wonderful

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

wait so right after being resurrected jesus went to heaven anyway? then what was the point of all that besides spectacle omg

*a look of realization* just like pjackk...