personally I think if we're using "would you feel comfortable playing this song in front of jesus" as our metric, they should probably make fewer songs about death and sin and wanting to marry god and so on. just seems like a real mixing business and pleasure type of thing

this is just straight up what they teach in mormonism. they basically tell you that you need to act like jesus is IN THE ROOM with you EVERY MOMENT of EVERY DAY looking DIRECTLY at you or else ur SINNING. surely this way of thinking can have no unforseen ill effects on anyones psyche

I don't know this Jesus guy but it's my car and I play what I want.

seriously? you’re telling me the fanfiction i meticulously planned out in my head doesn’t already exist and i have to write it myself? unbelievable.

As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.

seeing men’s tits will not fix me but by god does it feel like it sometimes. does it make me feel alive

guys. guys I just had a fucking vision of the next tumblr meme

[I.D. Two drawings of Garfield. The first is sitting down like a normal cat, as he used to be portrayed in the comics. The second, he is standing on two legs like a human and points to himself with a red glint in his eye. Text above and below reads “Become Bipedal.” End I.D.]

call off the meme now please

This post is what, hours old? Are y'all going for some kind of shitpost speedrun? Cuz i'm totally here for that

Look, if I introduced a WIP on here excitedly and then promptly never mentioned it again, it doesn’t mean I’m not working on it, it means I’m slowly rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken and then went out to the grocery store to buy several other rotisserie chickens while I wait for it to cook and then slowly started rotating those rotisserie chickens and repeat

I'm not a gamer and I already have a firm personal policy of never giving Rowling another dime of my money, but holy crap, this is even worse than I realised.

Not just that, but the antisemitic caricature Jewish Goblins not only team up with Nazi wizards, they team up to... lemme check my notes... oh yeah, steal wizard children. The only thing that's missing is the goblins drinking their blood lmao. Like at best they've gone for Fagin, at worst this is active blood libel. Not to mention that the Jewish-coded Goblins are an oppressed class that are limited in what work they can do (other than banking lmao) and what power they can possess, which is why they're rebelling. And it's your job as the player to put down their rebellion to save the status quo. You're literally on the side of the fascists. You are not an ally to Jews or trans people or BIPOC if you play this game. Your media consumption does not inherently make you an ally, but it does discredit you when you can not only overlook active bigotry but financially or culturally contribute to violence against us. Don't play this fucking game.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

reblog to give your friend a bad day

this is the monalisa of tumblr

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

the problem with kids these days is that they dont watch linkin park anime amvs

i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it