all dogs have adhd

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.