all dogs have adhd

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

in bed melancholically jiggling my cheeks #ennui

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

the playing with blocks meta is crazy

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

hitting an angel’s halo with a tuning fork and the halo stays perfectly still but the angel starts vibrating

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…