SIR?

who up momenting they mori

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

breaking something by stepping on it is lowkey so embarassing, like damn here comes the deviantart giantess

*tent reznor voice* i want to hug you like an animal

i want to feel you from the outside

my whole existence is fun

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

certified iconic post

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle