i crave intimacy and death

give it up for bread with soup

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

the polite and considerate sadist

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

Always a reblog. 💋

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

this is why you shouldn't swear

rain world

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

Please stay