Sans titre

Idk why friends with benefits is such a big deal to people. It’s literally so normal for you and a bro to be alone together with ur heads held really close bc your watching music videos on his phone. and every so often your cheeks brush up against one another but neither of you are seemingly repulsed or pull back. until your actually pressing your faces together culminating in one of u kissing the other. And at that point with how pretty and full both of your lips are you just have to help each other cum! It’s literally human nature..

We have each other blocked now 🧍🏾

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

reblog for  Tubbitha

a princess.

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.